Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson, en av verdens få smultringspisende filosofer.

Homer Jay Simpson: Post-moderne filosof fra slutten av 1900 til midten av 2000-tallet som flere ganger har både imponert og sjokkert verden med sine refleksjoner over livets små mysterier. Sønn av MacGyver. Etter flere forsøk på å bli borgermester i hjembyen Micronesia ble Homer Simpson endelig i 2006 valgt til borgermester. Homer er enda et familiemedlem av familien Simpson.

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• D'oh!
• D'oh D'oh!
• Bart!
• Mmmmmm....beer
• Shut up Flanders!
• Why you little!
• Mmmmmm...sacreligious
• All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
• Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
• If something's hard to do, then it is not worth doing.
• Ahh, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.
• I am smart! S-M-R-T!
• Mmmmmm....beer
• Hey, this man is not breathing. Don't people usually breathe?
• Up yours, Flanders!
• "To start press Any Key".. Where's the "Any" key?
• Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
• Ooh the internet is on Computers now?
• Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.
• To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
• Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
• Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
• Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip.
• All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat mans body.
• Mmmmmm...forbidden donut
• It was either kill him, or kill nobody!