Homer Simpson

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Homer Simpson, en av verdens få smultringspisende filosofer.

Homer Jay Simpson: Post-moderne filosof fra slutten av 1900 til midten av 2000-tallet som flere ganger har både imponert og sjokkert verden med sine refleksjoner over livets små mysterier. Sønn av MacGyver. Etter flere forsøk på å bli borgermester i hjembyen Micronesia ble Homer Simpson endelig i 2006 valgt til borgermester. Homer er enda et familiemedlem av familien Simpson.


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  • D'oh!
  • D'oh D'oh!
  • Bart!
  • Mmmmmm....beer
  • Shut up Flanders!
  • Why you little!
  • Mmmmmm...sacreligious
  • All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
  • Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
  • If something's hard to do, then it is not worth doing.
  • Ahh, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me.
  • I am smart! S-M-R-T!
  • Mmmmmm....beer
  • Hey, this man is not breathing. Don't people usually breathe?
  • Up yours, Flanders!
  • "To start press Any Key".. Where's the "Any" key?
  • Donuts, is there anything they can't do?
  • Ooh the internet is on Computers now?
  • Excuse me Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicine.
  • To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems!
  • Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
  • Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
  • Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip.
  • All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat mans body.
  • Mmmmmm...forbidden donut
  • It was either kill him, or kill nobody!



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